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10 Things to Do in Knoxville This Christmas

10 Things to Do in Knoxville This Christmas

The holidays are a magical time of year. Calories don’t count. Strangers are welcomed into our chimneys just as long as they leave presents. Drinks are garnished with gingerbread cookies & peppermints instead of orange peels & rosemary. And while we’re convinced Christmas would be magical anywhere, we believe it’s particularly wonderful in cute & scruffy Knoxville, TN.

We are truly obsessed with this time of year, so you can trust us with this list (we’ve checked it twice!). Here are 9 things to do throughout the holidays in Knoxville!

1.  The Lights!

We went to the Christmas Tree Lighting last year for the first time ever and our lasting thought was WHAT TOOK US SO LONG?! We’re talking lasers, fireworks, Christmas carols, the works. It happens the Friday after Thanksgiving every year so make sure it’s on your list! Thankfully, there are still plenty of lights to enjoy around the Scruffy City.

The Holiday Festival of Lights sets up shop every year at The Cove at Concord Park out in West Knoxville and it is absolutely delightful. The show is an illuminated three-quarter-mile greenway trail you can walk through with coordinating music. Oh and SOMETIMES SANTA COMES. If you’re into that. Which we are. It’s also freeeee but if you do want to spread a little love, donations can be made to the Love Kitchen.

Since you’re already out west, pop over Honeybee for hot chocolate and then to Founders Park in Farragut for another walkable display of Christmas lights and holiday joy.

Don’t want to leave the car? We get it. The weather outside is frightful and all that. Grab that cocoa to-go-co and drive by this house in West Hills or this house in Fountain City. (Definitely grab that cocoa in case you’re not the only cheery elf with this festive plan. We’ve heard traffic can sometimes be slooow.)

Image from Vagabondary.co

Image from @vagabondary.co

2.) The Markets!

Shopping is an age-old holiday tradition (or maybe we’re just suckers for capitalism but still…) which immediately escalates the Christmas spirit. However, nothing dampens those spirits quite like road rage in parking lots (we’re lookin’ at you, Turkey Creek & West Town Mall). THANKFULLY, Knoxville has a ton of holiday markets where you can shop small, chat with the makers themselves, come away with unique gifts for your loved ones, and essentially hit up many a store with one solitary parking job. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, INDEED.

Some of our favorite markets to hit up each year are the Market Square Holiday Market every Saturday leading up to Christmas, Christkindlsmarkt at Schulz Brau, and the Holiday Barn Sale at RiverView Family Farm but check out the events page for a full list!

Old City Performing Arts Center

Image from @thesparrowseye

3.) The Theat-ah!

Please tell me you read that in a fancy accent, because if there’s one thing we love about Christmas (jk there are clearly one zillion things we love about Christmas), it’s all the excuses to feel fancy. Enter: The Theater.

Catch a classic in December like “A Christmas Carol” put on annually at Clarence Brown Theatre. Other theaters with holiday options are River & Rail Theatre Co in the Old City with “It’s a Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play” ORRR Theatre Knoxville Downtown is also putting on “My Three Angels“. Who woulda thought little ol’ Knoxville would have so many fancy theatre options?!

Finally, speaking of fancy, it may go without saying, but if you can spend an evening at the Tennessee Theatre, omg do it. Whether it’s a Broadway Show or the freaking Nutcracker Ballet, you are clearly incredibly fancy (bravo for supporting the arts!) and by golly, you deserve a drink.

Miracle in the Old City pop up Christmas bar

4.) The Christmas Cocktails!

WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEXT POINT. A few bars in Knoxville understood the assignment and have decked their halls with all kinds of Christmas cheer and seasonal sips.

The Christmas pop-up bar “Miracle in the Old City” is back with all the nostalgic, tacky, over-the-top holiday decor of your dreams – and a menu of thematic drinks only. They understood the assignment. Head to Brother Wolf to experience all the festive goodness!

Around the corner, down the street, and up a few floors is the Five Thirty Lounge rooftop bar. This classy bar does not hold back when it comes to Christmas. They pulled out all the stops with igloos, a fire pit, seasonal cocktails, and Christmas decor complete with fake snow. FAKE. SNOW.

Finally, over on the north side, Schulz Brau Brewing Co. is bringing the holiday cheer in their charming German biergarten with their Christmas market every single weekend leading up to Christmas. Depending on when you stop by, there could be Santa, fake snow, live music, and definitely igloos & local vendors! Germany is somehow a whole Christmas vibe on its own – so add in our favorite lil scruffy city and some delicious dunkel? We’re cold sold.

BONUS! Knox Farmacy has their own holiday pop-up called “Santa Baby“ with deliciously holiday-themed cocktails like “Prosec Ho Ho Ho” 😂

sloth ornament

5.) The Shopping!

If you can’t make it to a market this year, you’re not out of luck. While markets are obviously adorable, plenty of local stores are holding their own when it comes to Christmas cheer and local makers. Step inside these spots and you might as well be whisked away to the gosh darn North Pole.

Glitterville is an actual Christmas dream. Just trust us on this one. Step inside to a magical fairy land of holiday wonder and whimsical ornaments galore. Jack’s has two locations (one on the 100 Block and one on N. Central) and they both boast cool Christmas vibes. For extra cheer, order a Christmas coffee from the bar before browsing! Finally, Bradley’s out in Cedar Bluff is known for going all out for holiday cheer. Come for the multiple Christmas trees, stay for the Knoxville Chocolates 😍

6.) The Train Rides!

Full Disclosure: We haven’t done this one before. (*gasp!*) But goshdarnit if this doesn’t seem like the perfect December evening🥲 The Christmas Lantern Express is a two hour festive train ride on the Three Rivers Rambler. Their website says to enjoy “festive decorations, holiday treats, storytime with celebrity readers and a special visit with Santa.” We give that description a resounding jingle “BELL YES.”

7.) The Carols!

No youuuu cried when, at the tender age of eight years old, you found out Nat King Cole wasn’t alive and in fact had never been alive at the same time as you. What can I say, Christmas songs hit different, y’all 😂 There are countless festive Christmas extravaganzas to choose from, but here’s some festive live music at the top of our list!

Dave Barnes is back at the Bijou Theatre this year for “A Very Dave Barnes Christmas.” He is both witty and musical so you’re basically getting two shows in one. You can thank us later 😉 Those of you enjoying our fancy options will be positively tickled to know the Knoxville Symphony Orchestra is having a holiday concert at the Civic Auditorium. And if neither of those strike your fancy, then the Tennessee Theatre has a whole lineup of goodness, including Lindsay Stirlings Christmas tour!

Image from Cruze Farm

8.) The Theat-ah but Cheap-ah

We’ve already spent a questionable amount of hours consuming the Hallmark Christmas Channel. No shame in our cheesy holiday movie game. BUT if you want to elevate this tradition, plenty of local Knoxville spots make it easy for you!

Cruze Farm’s Asbury location periodically turns their parking lot into a drive-in movie theatre throughout December. Order a pizza from their Pizza Barn to enjoy from the front seat and then tune in to a nostalgic night of cinema! Central Cinema is hosting plenty of holiday movies (including Die Hard, so I guess that settles that?!) on their big screen. Snag a warm drink and some popcorn and settle in for an festive evening. Finallyyyyy, if you don’t want to splurge on a Broadway Show or the Nutcracker Ballet but you doooo want a holi-date at the iconic Tennessee Theatre, you can enjoy a classic Christmas movie on their big screen for just ten dollars.

Downtown Knoxville at Christmas

9.) The Downtown!

If you want your life to look more like the Hallmark movies you literally can’t stop watching (just us?😬), head to Downtown Knoxville in December. Throughout Christmas, the middle of Market Square transforms into a colorful winter wonderland complete with an ice skating rink. $12 gets you unlimited time on the ice ($9 for kiddos) and we think that’s a small price to pay for utter Christmas magic.

Afterward, keep an eye out for the “Peppermint Trail” as you stroll the city. Those little sidewalk peppermints make it easy to figure out who is serving up Christmas treats. While there are plenty of worthy pepperminty candidates, we suggest hot chocolate from Cruze Farm. (They add whipped cream AND marshmallows, so… you get it.) With cocoa in hand, you can walk by the Christmas tree on Gay St., through the beautiful lit up trees in Krutch Park, and all the way down to the candy-cane striped streetlights of the Old City.

 

However you celebrate, we hope your holiday season is full of hope, joy, and wonder! We think these things may help make that happen. If you have any other questions about Christmas in Knoxville, let us know. Merry Christmas, Knoxville!

The Ultimate Knoxville Gift Guide

The Ultimate Knoxville Gift Guide

If you have already finished your Christmas shopping, we are fundamentally not the same kind of person. I probably have a lot to learn from you and I’m frankly not sure why you clicked on this article at all. However, if you have been quietly muttering to yourself, “Everything will be fine, everything will be fine,” as yet another December weekend passed by with no presents purchased, you’ve come to the right place.

We’re here with the ultimate Knoxville gift guide so when you are finally able to do some Christmas shopping, you can do so fully prepared to shop local, support our cute lil Scruffy City, and absolutely floor your loved ones (or, you know, general acquaintances you somehow got roped into buying a gift for) with your thoughtful and one-of-a-kind gifts. Without further ado, here is your ultimate Knoxville Gift Guide:

The Ultimate Local Gift Guide:

For the Fashionista:

⭐️ Statement Earrings from That Clay Girl

🌟 Leather Tote from Honeymouth

⭐️ Necklace for a Cause from MakesCents Jewelry

🌟 Custom Jeans from Marc Nelson Denim

⭐️ Pair of Shoes from The Quaint Ensemble

🌟 Knoxville Sweatshirt from The DW Designs

Zero Waste Knoxfill

Image from @knoxfill

For the Friend Whose Self Care is #goals:

⭐️ Face Scrub or Bath Bombs from Harper Naturals

🌟 Aromatherapy from Tonya Rea’s Teas and Remedies

⭐️ Beard Balm from Coulis Beard Co.

🌟 Zero-Waste Body Starter Kit from KnoxFill

Image from Native Maps

For the Friend Who Moved Away (Rude):

⭐️  Neighborhood T-Shirt from Nothing Too Fancy

🌟 Map of Knoxville from Native Maps (peep that 20% off situation by the way👀)

⭐️ Cozy “Smoky Mountain Cabin” candle from 865 Candle Company

Image from Euphoric Cheese Shop

For the Aspiring Chef Who You’re Totally Friends With for More Than That One Reason But It is Still a Great Perk:

⭐️ Cutting Board from SoKno Woodworking

🌟 4-Pack of Olde Virden’s Spices

⭐️ Charcuterie Box from Euphoric Cheese Shop

For the Trendy Homemaker:

⭐️ DIY Macrame Plant Hanger with Macrame Momma

🌟 Pretty Print from Allie Biddle

⭐️ Custom Wooden Sign from Scruffy City Letters

🌟 Plant & Pot from Oglewood Avenue

Alliance Brewing Co in SoKno

For the Beer-Lovin’ Buddy:

⭐️ “Local Mix Pack” (ie. a curated selection of Knoxville brews) from Knox Brew Hub

🌟 The Coolest Beer Glass They’ll Ever Own a la Pretentious Glass Co.

⭐️ Rad Freakin’ Merch from Xul Beer Co.

For the Friend Who’s Your Favorite:

🌟 Since it seems you legitimately like this person, we suggest giving a gift where you can actually spend time with each other! Check out our Experiential Gift Guide for gift ideas you don’t even have to wrap 🙌

Glitterville Studios in Knoxville, TN

For the Tiny Friend (ie. Child):

⭐️ Knoxville Puzzle from Paris Woodhull at Rala

🌟 Create Your Own Monster Kit from Monsters Made with Love

⭐️ Whimsical Wand from Glitterville

Mahalo Coffee Beans from Knoxville TN

For the Teacher/Office Party/General Acquaintance You Don’t Really Know That Well but Still Have to Give Something To:

⭐️ Bag of Coffee from Mahalo, K Brew or Golden Roast

🌟 Cookie the Size of Your Face from Myrtle’s Bakehouse

⭐️ Sweet Treats from Knoxville Chocolate Co.

Thanks for shopping small and scruffy this season, friends. We hope this list has helped make the next few weeks of shopping feel a little less daunting! If you end up finding an absolutely obsession-worthy gift from a local maker, you better tag us on the ‘gram so we can see it 🤩

Not into spending money on stuff this year? Props to you 🙌🙌 Check out our gift guide full of experiences here!

A Day with Evan: Mother Bar, Schulz Brau, and Brother Wolf

A Day with Evan: Mother Bar, Schulz Brau, and Brother Wolf

My fellow Knoxvillians, my bank account just received terrible news: a stylish and fun new bar just opened less than a block from my apartment. It’s really tough to receive this horrible info, and I would appreciate your thoughts and prayers at this time. 

But, you read that right! A brand new bar is coming to our Scruffy City, and I can’t wait for y’all to try it! It’s called Mother Bar, and it’s located on Emory Place, just a stone’s throw from Old City. On a very, very lazy Friday, I walked the one minute path from my apartment to this brand new bar to meet with the owners, check out the space, and try out a few cocktails. 

Mother Bar 

The owners, Jade and her husband Dyland welcomed me into Mother Bar, a space teeming with life – literallyb🌱 We sat together on a lush pink couch, surrounded by some beautiful decor, gorgeous hardwood floors, exposed brick walls – which, yes, made me very jealous – and lots and lots of plants. The plants made a bit more sense when I heard more about Jade’s background. 

She owns Oglewood Avenue, a plant nursery on N. Broadway, and it was there that the idea for Mother Bar was born. Jade wanted to cultivate an environment where people could hang out, relax, and enjoy being around some flora and fauna without the pressure to buy any of it. Based on my experience, she has more than succeeded. 

As gorgeous as the space is, the concepts at the basis of Mother Bar are even more exciting. Jade and Dylan told me that they want Mother Bar to be centered around events. From Love Island watch parties, to Twilight trivia, and even craft nights and workshops, Mother Bar has an extensive calendar with an event for even the Knoxvillian with the most niche of interests. 

But, as we wrapped up our interview, it was time for the most important part of my – albeit not far – trip to Mother Bar: the cocktail tastings! I tried two delectable cocktails that Dylan served up: the Lavender Lemon Martini and the Bee’s Knees. 

The Lavender Lemon Martini was a beautiful blend of citrus notes and soft, sweet, flowery tastes. It meshed with the carefully curated botanical vibes of Mother Bar wonderfully. The Bee’s Knees was a richer, tasty combination of gin, honey, and a hint of citrus that I cannot recommend enough. 

As I sipped, they told me something that made my heart skip a beat and my wallet make an exasperated groan: they will also be serving paninis! You, dear reader, can expect three different paninis to make an appearance on the Mother Bar menu: the caprese panini, the prosciutto panini, and the pizza panini – which Jade said has been the star of the taste testings, and she describes as homey and nostalgic, like a childhood sleepover.

As we wrapped up our warm and lovely conversation, I was bombarded by two thoughts: first, I cannot wait to spend many a night at Mother Bar drinking some lovely takes on classic cocktails and eating my weight in paninis. Second, I need to ask my job for a raise. 

Mother Bar is having lots of soft opening events all this week, with a grand opening scheduled for Saturday, October 4th, at 6pm! Go see Jade and Dylan, and tell them I say hello! Follow them on Instagram for a full schedule @motherbarknox! Also, make sure you check out Mother Shop, just upstairs from Mother Bar. It’s a gorgeous gift shop full of quirky, funky, fun, dopamine decor. (You can learn more about Mother Shop right here!)

After I left Mother Bar – and took a quick, unplanned cat nap – it was time to get back up and head to our next stop for the evening: 

Schulz Brau 

Now you may be wondering, dear reader, what does Evan know about Germany? Other than a middle school history lesson I slept through and a mistakenly-taken German language class during my senior year of college, not much. What does Evan know about Oktoberfest? Other than that it’s spelled with a K, also not much. But, does Evan enjoy any festivity that involves music, lederhosen, and craft drinks? You betcha. 

My friends and I walked into the Knoxville staple, Schulz Brau, just in time to catch some of the Oktoberfest events – specifically my favorite, the stein holding competition. Now, I am more of a drinker of alcohol than a holder of alcohol, but it was very fun to watch. After the intense stein holding competition, the polka band took to the stage, as I ordered my next cocktail of the evening: the Apfelstrudel Martini. 

Y’all absolutely have to taste this drink! With vodka, Berentzen Apple Liquor, Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps, and apple and lemon juices, this cocktail tastes like autumn in a glass. 

As I enjoyed my new favorite autumnal beverage, my friends Kayla and Naomi and I tried to guess which Top 40 song the polka band was playing – spoiler alert, it was an incredibly entertaining cover of Pink Pony Club – and my roommate Tyler and friends Thomas and Matt seemed to be competing for who could get the most comically large stein of the evening. As the judge of the competition, I think it was a tie. 

Before we could head to our evening’s final stop, I saw my good friend Fitz, and I decided to go on a mission. Through sheer grit, steady determination, and, granted, a little guilt-tripping, I managed to get him to do a shot. We took a Kammer Birne Pear Schnapps shot, and while I do not know what any of those words (other than pear) mean, it was scrumptious.

Although it was time for me to bid farewell to Schulz Brau, and with it Oktoberfest, you still have time to join in on the festivities! Head over to knoxvilleoktoberfest.com for a full schedule of events before Oktoberfest wraps up! 

For the grand finale of my “lazy” Friday, my friends and I skipped over to: Brother Wolf 

Brother Wolf

It seems, dear reader, that I just cannot keep away from this bar! There are dozens and dozens of amazing bars in our Scruffy City, but the minute  Brother Wolf releases their monthly specialty cocktail menu, a hallelujah chorus erupts in my brain. 

My friends and I, still high on life and polka music, walked in and found a table. For my first drink of two, I went with an old favorite: the Susano Spritz. Have I talked about this cocktail before? Probably. But, I just can’t shut up about it. It’s light, bubbly, and so, so refreshing. But, after a few sips, I started feeling dangerous, daring even. So, I decided to try perhaps the oddest addition to Brother Wolf’s September menu: the Corn Star. 

Now, I love tequila. But, corn in a drink? I was trepidatious. But, Brother Wolf proved me wrong once again. The Corn Star is a tequila-based drink with additions of corn liqueur, dry curacao, clarified milk, and orange and lime. Believe it or not, that was a stand out drink of the night. With a smooth bite from the tequila, and a sugary, full-bodied citrus after taste, it was the perfect cap to my evening. Give it a try while you still can, and feel free to tell me that I’m right. 

Brother Wolf’s September menu may be coming to an end soon, but their spooky October menu is just around the corner! So give them a follow @brotherwolfbar while we all anxiously await the next cocktail menu that will surely make our spooky season even better. 

As my night wrapped up, and I sat with friends laughing probably far too loud for the crowd at Brother Wolf, I was reminded of one thing: lazy days are great, but time never stops. We have plenty of time to have a lazy day later in life. So, dear reader, get off your couch, throw on that sweater that you’ve been waiting all summer long to wear, and go spend time with friends at one of the many great places Knoxville has to offer! And, if you find yourself needing a recommendation, always feel free to ask me, your friendly Scruffy City concierge.

Written By: Evan Mays